Someone posted this sign in a Borders store in the last few days before it closed. The massive list reflects the years of pent up frustration and ager at hearing the same thing from customers week after week.
But most of this list actually say more about the employee who wrote it. This is someone who burned out a while ago and really should have found a new job. For example, getting pissed about "quick question" is a sure sign of too much stress.