Obligatory New iPad Post (Humor)

Since everyone has to write a long post about the new iPad, I decided to save myself the effort and use a lorem ipsum generator called trollem ipsum. Enjoy. (And yes, it's supposed to be gibberish. That's the joke.) Fanboy, for instance fanboi, soon Android is better because it’s open, however it’s open, furthermore typical fanboy, so that Apple are nothing without Steve Jobs, to begin with professional fanboy, before it didn’t even have copy and paste, when I-Pod I believe fanboi, when Android sells more phones since toys, then hypnotised, nevertheless cult of Jobs while hype, once fanboy. Moron, afterwards cult of Steve as well as fanboi, hardly Flash. Death-grip, which you suck at last fanboy.

Notifications are way better on Android this includes Apple copied Android’s notifications such a locked down, at the beginning marketing in my opinion brainwashed, eventually Apple copied LG, in order that you don’t know anything, I think you suck particularly Apple didn’t invent anything, exactly because ass-kissing at the end Jesus pad, who professional fanboy to sum up you’d buy shit if Apple sold it.

Google Voice is better than Siri and TellMe put together, so you suck on the other hand fact is, I can get a better laptop for less besides fact is, Apple are going down whereas overpriced especially Gruber at first sucky ass.

Blah, blah, blah, although crap, in conclusion Antennagate, in the beginning you suck, for this reason overpriced therefore Android sells more phones, and Google Voice is better than Siri and TellMe put together in the main cult of Steve, for one thing it didn’t even have copy and paste, all in all Gruber, prior to fact is, Apple are going down, due to brainwashed.

Apple are nothing without Steve Jobs overall blah, blah, blah whenever hypnotised.

Apple copied LG because Apple copied Android’s notifications, suddenly Apple didn’t invent anything where fanboy generally Android is better because it’s open, finally Flash, to whom I-Pod on the one hand you suck this is why hype, for example you suck consequently Antennagate while professional fanboy that death-grip, but also cult of Jobs, but while fanboy in the end you don’t know anything what is more fanboi, after notifications are way better on Android, apparently typical fanboy whatever fanboi, on the whole moron, in spite of professional fanboy, on the contrary you’d buy shit if Apple sold it, thus ass-kissing owing to marketing.

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Notifications are way better on Android as soon as you suck, personally typical fanboy until Apple didn’t invent anything, so that you don’t know anything, naturally death-grip so as to Android is better because it’s open during fact is, Apple are going down when it didn’t even have copy and paste, I would say that Gruber, in addition overpriced, why hypnotised whose professional fanboy but moron.

Fanboi, to crap, as a result you suck what sucky ass particularly fanboy, because Flash, in my opinion fanboy, another point is that fact is, I can get a better laptop for less for instance Google Voice is better than Siri and TellMe put together in the end I-Pod while Android sells more phones, finally professional fanboy, immediately Apple copied LG besides fanboi, to begin with fanboy, this is why cult of Steve as well as cult of Jobs, so that you’d buy shit if Apple sold it, afterwards Apple copied Android’s notifications especially it’s open furthermore blah, blah, blah, so as to Apple are nothing without Steve Jobs, at the beginning brainwashed, although locked down on the whole fanboi.

Toys at last Apple copied Android’s notifications prior to fact is, Apple are going down nevertheless you suck in order that professional fanboy, but also Apple didn’t invent anything whenever Jesus pad, at the end Apple copied LG, whatever it didn’t even have copy and paste so brainwashed, next sucky ass, all in all toys, what fanboi, once fanboy.

I-Pod, hardly marketing in the main cult of Steve for this reason it’s open generally blah, blah, blah, first fanboi, naturally ass-kissing soon fanboi, to professional fanboy not only Android sells more phones what is more moron, and typical fanboy who crap overall locked down which you suck.

Google Voice is better than Siri and TellMe put together, on the other hand fanboy.

Antennagate owing to hypnotised, suddenly death-grip.

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9 Comments on Obligatory New iPad Post (Humor)

  1. Fuck when people just copy Apple, for one thing dickhead moreover assclownish apparently people are stupid because of TechCrunch first jackassery, on the other hand asshat while pure bullshit.

    Fuck, why TechCrunch, soon fuck not only TouchWiz nonsense.

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    Asshole, such a screw them over I think blatantly not true despite Steve Jobs is amazing, that load of crap.

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    People just copy Apple, in the end fuck, because blatant rip-off, and fuckwittery when TechCrunch, especially douchebag, once total joke, besides douchebag, in conclusion total horseshit to fuck, another point is that jackassery.

    Load of crap exactly because people are stupid.

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    • LOL

      That’s the MG Sieglet option, isn’t it?

      • Ay, now guess who I am….

        Bloggers should focus on user experience rather than technical specs. They shouldn’t release half-baked, half-patched fragmented dis-jointed products, but instead develop coherent, consistent non-dis-jointed services that feel like a cohesive unified whole.

  2. >>>Since everyone has to write a long post about the new iPad

    I never got that memo and haven’t done any post at all. Tough. Bite me, fanboy or fanboi.

  3. curiosity killed the... // 8 March, 2012 at 10:04 am // Reply

    sadly this article is more sensibly written than most apple fan-boy articles.
    i cringe to think what will happen in the next few years when siri starts writing apple fan-boy letters on its own based on key points/arguments that said siri owner inputs.

  4. What? No “walled garden” or “reality distortion field”? That trollem ipsum sucks ass!

  5. Thank you for this excellent article. If I bloged I’d link to it 🙂

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