Obligatory “Kindle Fire is Out of Stock” Post (Humor)

Amazon sent out yet another press release today announcing that the Kindle Fire is out of stock. Naturally this has set off a tidal wave of speculation about what this could mean for the next KF, and I'd like to contribute my own ramblings to the mix. And like my post about the new iPad, the following is not intended to be taken seriously.Enjoy.

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Nate Hoffelder is the founder and editor of The Digital Reader:"I've been into reading ebooks since forever, but I only got my first ereader in July 2007. Everything quickly spiraled out of control from there. Before I started this blog in January 2010 I covered ebooks, ebook readers, and digital publishing for about 2 years as a part of MobileRead Forums. It's a great community, and being a member is a joy. But I thought I could make something out of how I covered the news for MobileRead, so I started this blog."

1 Comment on Obligatory “Kindle Fire is Out of Stock” Post (Humor)

  1. Nate, unfortunately, this is one of your better posts. 🙂

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