I've been running this blog for just over 2 years now and in that time I have had to deal with over 121 thousand spam comments. I use Akismet to filter the comments so it's never been a serious issue, but like any blogger spam has always been a hassle.
But I've never commented on the spam before because it's a problem everyone has and because for the most part it is just crap. But today I got 3 pieces of spam, all from the same spambot, that are so funny that they rise to the level of art. I wanted to share them so you too could get a giggle out of them.
The first couple are rather ordinary. I would say that they're more weird than anything.
After having lost my son on account of a unbelievable scene including a apoplectic frenchman your advice has made me to see the brighter side of life, i owe you one
After having lost my lizard on account of a unlikely event with a apoplectic bit of cosmic radiation your ramblings has made me to reconsider changing my lifestyle, you’re a great guy
But the third one is one of the most bizarre things I have ever read. It is strange on a level that few can achieve. It is so bizarre and hilarious that I would be proud to claim it as my own work, I admire it that much.
After having gained a daughter on account of a freak affair with a apoplectic french fry your troubles has inspired me to reconsider changing my potato, ,the monkeys will find you and when they do, it won’t be pretty
Could someone tell me what the hell an "apoplectic french fry" is and where you can get it? Inquiring minds want to know.