Donald Trump Lorem Ipsum Generator

Donald Trump Lorem Ipsum Generator humor Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is an entertaining spectacle this presidential campaign season. There's nothing he won't say, and now you can join in on the fun.

Programmer Todd Anderson's new lorem ipsum generator draws on Trump's many public statements to craft new speeches from The Donald.

For example:

Just like I have the Chinese banks in my buildings, they listen to me, they respect me. China has almost complete control over North Korea. China will do that. And if they don't do that, they have to suffer economically because we have the engine that makes China work. You know, without the United States or without China sucking out all our money and our jobs China would collapse in about two minutes.

Or:

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!

You can find the generator at Trumpem.us. Click on Trump's head to generate new statements.

Of interest:

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5 Comments

  1. Popup12 November, 2015

    I may have missed something, but that doesn’t look like a generator to me. It looks like it only presents pre-existing quotes.

    What I was expecting was a Markov chain style algorithm that would automagically generate new Trump-like quotes, but this isn’t it.

    Reply
    1. Nate Hoffelder12 November, 2015

      If this isn’t generated text then Trump makes even less sense than I thought.

      Reply
  2. Popup12 November, 2015

    He’s an American Berlusconi.

    They could be ideological twins. Try this, to see if you can tell them apart:

    http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/07/19/opinion/sunday/Frank-Bruni-Quiz-Trump-Berlusconi.html?_r=0

    Reply
    1. Nate Hoffelder12 November, 2015

      LOL Thanks for the link!

      Reply
  3. Popup12 November, 2015

    (And the scary thing is that Berlusconi was elected prime minister of Italy THREE TIMES!)

    Reply

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