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One Tablet to Rule Them All

Three Tablets for the Linux-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Windows-lords in their halls in Redmond,
Nine for Android – doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Cupertino where the Apple lies.
One Tablet to rule them all, One Tablet to find them,
One Tablet to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Cupertino where the Apple lies.
(with apologies to JRR Tolkien)

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k1tsun3 March 14, 2012 um 9:28 am

Awesome and hilarious!

Pierre Fontaine March 14, 2012 um 11:22 am

My preciousssss…….

Mark March 14, 2012 um 12:46 pm

I like it, and yet, I don’t… 🙂

Peter March 15, 2012 um 8:36 pm

Anyone else hearing Led Zeppelin right now…

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