One Tablet to Rule Them All

Three Tablets for the Linux-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Windows-lords in their halls in Redmond,
Nine for Android - doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Cupertino where the Apple lies.
One Tablet to rule them all, One Tablet to find them,
One Tablet to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Cupertino where the Apple lies.
(with apologies to JRR Tolkien)

About Nate Hoffelder (10067 Articles)
Nate Hoffelder is the founder and editor of The Digital Reader:"I've been into reading ebooks since forever, but I only got my first ereader in July 2007. Everything quickly spiraled out of control from there. Before I started this blog in January 2010 I covered ebooks, ebook readers, and digital publishing for about 2 years as a part of MobileRead Forums. It's a great community, and being a member is a joy. But I thought I could make something out of how I covered the news for MobileRead, so I started this blog."

4 Comments on One Tablet to Rule Them All

  1. Awesome and hilarious!

  2. I like it, and yet, I don’t… đŸ™‚

  3. Anyone else hearing Led Zeppelin right now…

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