One Tablet to Rule Them All

Three Tablets for the Linux-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Windows-lords in their halls in Redmond,
Nine for Android – doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Cupertino where the Apple lies.
One Tablet to rule them all, One Tablet to find them,
One Tablet to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Cupertino where the Apple lies.
(with apologies to JRR Tolkien)

Nate Hoffelder

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Nate Hoffelder is the founder and editor of The Digital Reader. He has been blogging about indie authors since 2010 while learning new tech skills weekly. He fixes author sites, and shares what he learns on The Digital Reader's blog. In his spare time, he fosters dogs for A Forever Home, a local rescue group.


  1. k1tsun314 March, 2012

    Awesome and hilarious!

  2. Pierre Fontaine14 March, 2012

    My preciousssss…….

  3. Mark14 March, 2012

    I like it, and yet, I don’t… 🙂

  4. Peter15 March, 2012

    Anyone else hearing Led Zeppelin right now…


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