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One Simple Trick for Coming Up With Names for Stuff

For some writers, stringing words together to tell a story is the easy part. The words just flow in a pattern that creates itself, leaving us as little more than stenographers taking notation in the form of a first draft as the words move through our heads.

For some of those same writers the hard part about writing is thinking up names to use in the draft or to hang on it. I am one of those writers; my blog was first called"Nate’s eBook News" and then "The Digital Reader" because I honestly couldn’t come up with a better name for it when I launched the blog in 2010.

I used to think that I just didn’t have that type of creativity in me, but lately I have realized that this is less an innate ability than a skill which one can learn and develop. I stumbled across that insight by accident, and I would like to share it with you.

One simple trick for coming up with names

The tl;dr version is that I found a way to apply the "porn star name" parlor game as a general trick for coming up with names for just about anything.

For those who haven’t heard of it before, this is a game where you invent the name you would use as a porn star by combining the name of your first pet and the street of your childhood home.

First introduced to the public in the movie Boogie Nights, the game is frivolous, silly, and fun, but when we look past the silliness it’s clear that the game follows an obvious pattern which can be applied to naming just about anything.

I identified the pattern one Saturday night when I was cracking jokes on Twitter. I was coming up with alternative versions of the porn star name game as it applied to other topics.

For example:

Those are a couple pretty funny ideas, yes, but if we look past the humor we can see a pattern in both the original game and and my alternate suggestions.

All three games boil down to a simple process: take elements from your life and string the words together to come up with names.

You can use anything, including:

  • address (past and current, including both the number, street name, and location)
  • pets (deceased, living)
  • friends
  • enemies
  • schools
  • food
  • colors
  • relatives
  • teachers
  • personal attributes
  • current mood

You should probably take care when using a distinctive or unique name, especially if you want to stay on good terms with the source of that name, but if that source is an enemy – have fun.

Once you understand the basic premise, you can also expand the list of possible options to include:

  • emotions
  • random adjective and adverbs (including from foreign languages)
  • winning Scrabble words
  • historical events
  • output from lorem ipsum generators

This trick can be used to name just about anything, including people, places, and companies in a story; the title of your great American novel; a publishing company; or even your next pet. (The law firm name trick mentioned above really does work for law firms, accounting firms, and auditors.)

Just be sure that when you use it you also carefully consider the context, connotation, subtext, and cultural references in the names you invent. Sometimes this will prevent you from using a name, but other times it will add extra layers of meaning which you can use to add to a story.

A place name might be used as a reference to a future event, making it a clue for the observant reader. It could also be a reference to an old story in a previous book in the series, or an inside joke.

And when making a name for a character, you need to consider how the name would be structured in that person’s culture. Does the family name come first? Is there a masculine or feminine patronymic? Is this an aristocrat?

For example, the name Aral Vorkosigan combines the name of the sea with the Russian word for thief and a corruption of the last name of a former Premier of the Soviet Union. The character is an aristocrat (denoted by the "Vor" syllable) in a Russian-influenced human culture, and the details built into his name add depth to the story in ways that only the most astute reader would notice. (I’ve been waiting to use that factoid for close to a decade.)

The possible complications are endlessly fascinating, but also infinitely fruitful. The only real limitation is how many times you want to generate new names, and how much work you want to put into refining a name.

So, how would you use this trick?

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