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232 Motivational Quotes for Work in 26 Categories

Quotes and sayings at work can make your everyday job easier, relax the working atmosphere and ultimately improve your work-life balance. In our article you will find 232 sayings about work.

We have sayings for every occasion at work for you. In this article you’ll find everything from sayings to think about, motivational quotes, success quotes and funny and sarcastic sayings for after work, holidays or to fight stress.

Inspirational and Funny Work Quotes for Different Occasions

Inspirational and Funny Work Quotes for Different Occasions

Work sayings can motivate you, encourage you to think about situations from various angles, make it easier to start your workday, and even improve your relationships with colleagues. We have the right sayings for you for every occasion at work and in the office.

Here you’ll find quotes about teamwork.

Motivational Quotes for Work

Motivational Quotes for Work

You probably know the feeling: after a stressful and hard work week, the air is simply gone. You long for the end of the day and are already thinking about your weekend on the couch. Too bad it’s only Friday morning and you still have eight hours of work ahead of you…

To overcome your motivation gap and be more energetic, we have motivating positive sayings for you. Many of the sayings are quotes from well-known and successful personalities.

You can also encourage your colleagues with these sayings.

  1. What you can get today don’t put it off until tomorrow.
    (from Germany)
  2. Labor has a bitter root but sweet fruit.
    (from Germany)
  3. The target is constantly retreating from us. Satisfaction lies in effort, not in achievement. Total effort is total success.
    (Mahatma Gandhi, Indian revolutionary, 1869-1948)
  4. Work sweat on hands has more honor than a gold ring on a finger.
    (from Germany)
  5. The laborer becomes a cheaper commodity the more commodities he creates.
    (Karl Marx, German philosopher and theorist, 1818-1883)
  6. It doesn’t matter how slowly you walk as long as you don’t stop.
    (Confucius, Chinese philosopher, 551 B.C.-479 B.C.)
  7. Laziness may seem attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
    (Anne Frank, German-jewish writer, 1929-1945)
  8. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
    (Theodore Roosevelt, American president, 1858-1919)
  9. When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the plane is taking off against the wind, not with it.
    (Henry Ford, American businessman, 1863-1947)
  10. It is not because it is so difficult that we do not dare, but because we do not dare that it is so difficult.
    (Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman philosopher, c. 4 B.C.-65 A.D.)
  11. Never start to stop; never stop starting.
    (Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman orator and statesman, 106-43 B.C.)
  12. Good success is nothing small, but it starts with small things.
    (Socrates, Greek philosopher, 469-399 B.C.)
  13. Destiny is not in the hands of chance, it is in your hands, you should not wait, you should conquer it.
    (William Shakespeare, English playwright, 1564-1616)
  14. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising again every time we have failed.
    (Confucius)
  15. No one who has given their best has regretted it later.
    (Unknown)

Inspirational Quotes for Hard Work and Success

Inspirational Quotes for Hard Work and Success

The sayings in the next list revolve around the theme of success. Use these quotes to encourage yourself to become successful.

Always remember: even the most accomplished businesspeople started out small. Success doesn’t always come easily, but is a testament to hard work, tenacity, and progress. Here are some quotes about success:

  1. Success consists of two letters: DO.
    (Unknown)
  2. Happiness and success is a journey, not a destination.
    (Unknown)
  3. Every person with a new idea is a nutcase. Until the idea succeeds.
    (Unknown)
  4. Every problem solved is a step to success.
    (Unknown)
  5. Doing an easy thing requires no effort. You must practice and work well to earn happiness, and you will not achieve it through speculation and laziness. Laziness seduces, work satisfies.
    (Anne Frank, German-jewish writer, 1929-1945)
  6. Nothing is more convincing than success.
    (Leopold von Ranke, German historian, 1795-1886)
  7. Success isn’t about always winning, it’s about never being discouraged.
    (Napoleon Bonaparte, French statesman, 1769-1821)
  8. Success comes only to those who do something while waiting for success.
    (Unknown)
  9. Having fun at work is the way to success.
    (Unknown)
  10. Some people dream of success. We are awake and working on it.
    (Unknown)

Positive Quotes for More Monday Motivation at Work

Positive Quotes for More Monday Motivation at Work

In this section you will find motivational sayings especially for Mondays. A positive saying on a Monday morning can work wonders, strengthen your work motivation, and motivate you to persevere.

  1. This week goes by in a frenzy, one must go with the flow.
    (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet, 1749-1832)
  2. I think I figured out what the week is good for. Namely, to recover from the boring Sundays.
    (Mark Twain, American writer, 1835-1910)
  3. The older you get, the less important Mondays become. Why? They’re becoming fewer and fewer. So enjoy every single day.
    (Unknown)
  4. A new day beckons to new shores.
    (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
  5. Think about lazy days and get to work.
    (Unknown)
  6. Monday: time for a fresh start.
    (Unknown)
  7. May your coffee be strong and your Monday short.
    (Unknown)
  8. You’ll never have that day again, so make it count.
    (Unknown)
  9. Monday doesn’t get so gloomy if you believe that something good will always happen.
    (Unknown)
  10. Start Monday in a good mood and half the week is already over.
    (Unknown)

Funny Quotes and Flat Jokes about Work

Funny Quotes and Flat Jokes about Work

Flat or sarcastic jokes are so blunt that you just can’t help but laugh at them. They often consist of short puns and use fewer words. With these extreme sarcastic jokes you are guaranteed to make your colleagues burst out laughing.

All of them are from unknown authors.

  1. Which animal do you work the most for? For the cat.
  2. By the way: office sleep is the only sleep that pays off.
  3. My cell reception is really bad today and my activity volume is already used up.
  4. God gave us two hands to work and two legs to avoid work.
  5. The only thing that keeps me in this company is gravity.
  6. I’m not lazy, I’m in sleep mode.
  7. Describe your working day in three words: "Planet of monkeys."
  8. "I don’t really know what you do for a living." – "Neither do I. I just go there."
  9. Why work until the end of the month? The money only lasts until the 15th.
  10. "I’m working full-time." – "Me too, the job wouldn’t be bearable otherwise."

Here are more fun quotes waiting for you.

Quotes about Teamwork

Quotes about Teamwork

Working in a good team can have a positive effect on your work motivation. With a motivating slogan you can also strengthen the cohesion within your team.

  1. If you want to be quick, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others.
    (African proverb)
  2. We work hand in hand: what one cannot do, the other leaves behind.
    (Unknown)
  3. It takes two flints to start a fire.
    (Louisa May Alcott, American novelist, 1832-1888)
  4. Coming together is a beginning, keeping together is progress, working together leads to success.
    (Henry Ford, American businessman, 1863-1947)
  5. One for all, all for one.
    (Alexandre Dumas, French writer, 1802-1870)
  6. When united, even the weak become powerful.
    (Friedrich von Schiller, German playwright, 1759-1805)
  7. Let’s do teamwork… I team, you work.
    (Unknown)
  8. What is not useful for the swarm is also not useful for the individual bee.
    (Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor, 121-180)

“Work Hard” Quotes: Sayings about Work Ethic

“Work Hard” Quotes: Sayings about Work Ethic

Many people attribute where they are today in their careers to working hard. There are many reasons people excel, and a strong work ethic is definitely at the top of that list.

Here are helpful quotes for when you want to remind yourself why you’re working hard, or you need some extra energy and motivation to finish that big project. Consider writing one of these on a sticky note and putting it next to your computer for motivation.

  1. Work hard, play hard.
    (Unknown)
  2. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
    (Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman philosopher, c. 4 B.C.-65 A.D.)
  3. Success depends on previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
    (Confucius, Chinese philosopher, 551 B.C.-479 B.C.)
  4. Always be proud to say that you worked hard for your success.
    (Unknown)
  5. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you could do today.
    (Benjamin Franklin, American politician, 1706-1790)
  6. Hard work is more important than talent.
    (Unknown)
  7. Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort, you cannot be prosperous.
    (Plato, Greek philosopher, 427-347 B.C.)
  8. We can’t control our circumstances, but we can control our work ethic.
    (Unknown)
  9. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
    (Confucius)

Quotes about Social Work

Quotes about Social Work

For many people, the best part about their job is their coworkers. Having great coworkers can make any job even better.

On the other hand, having difficult coworkers can make any job harder. Whether you have excellent colleagues or terrible ones (or your only colleague is yourself the average day because you work at home), we have a quote for you in the list below.

All of these are by unknown authors.

  1. My work bestie knows me better than I know myself.
  2. Don’t tell my real husband/wife about my “work” husband/wife.
  3. If I didn’t have my team to work with, I would have quit long ago.
  4. Since starting to work at home, I get to work with my favorite colleague all day: me.
  5. I’m the (name your favorite character from the TV show “The Office”) of my workplace.
  6. Luckily, someone has a birthday almost every day, so every day is cake day.
  7. The coworker who brings in donuts on Fridays is my favorite.
  8. I mainly go to work to socialize.
  9. “Team-building” is the least favorite part of my job.
  10. Watercooler gossip is my favorite part of the workday.

Funny Motivational Quotes for Work

Funny Motivational Quotes for Work

Also with regard to the topic of motivation, a funny saying can’t hurt. We have five fun and cheeky motivational quotes for work for you.

  1. If there is no wind, then row.
    (Unknown)
  2. Work on yourself, not your selfie.
    (Unknown)
  3. Even a skyscraper once started out as a basement.
    (Unknown)
  4. Fall down seven times, get up eight times.
    (Japanese proverb)
  5. For those who do not know the harbor to which they want to sail, no wind is favorable.
    (Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman philosopher, c. 4 B.C.-65 A.D.)

Friday Quotes for Work

Friday Quotes for Work

If you’re like most people, Friday is your favorite day of the workweek. After five days of working hard, it’s finally almost time to relax and put your feet up.

Even if a different day of the week is your “Friday,” just substitute that day in for Friday in the quotes below. Here’s a list of sayings, all by unknown authors, to help you kickstart your weekend.

  1. Thank goodness it’s Fri-yay.
  2. Just eight more hours to pass until the fun begins.
  3. It’s a universal law that you have to do something fun to celebrate Friday.
  4. Friday is here — time to make some stories to tell on Monday.
  5. Friday is the most fantastic day of the week.
  6. The closest thing to heaven is 5 p.m. on a Friday.
  7. Friday is finally here to save us all.
  8. Everything tastes better and looks more beautiful on Fridays.
  9. Friday — my favorite “F” word.
  10. I will forever be a fan of fabulous, funtastic Fridays.

Quotes about Work Life Balance

Quotes about Work Life Balance

Work-life balance is imperative to everyone’s health and well-being. It’s important for everyone to be the best employee they can be while also taking care of their families and themselves.

Especially now that more people than ever work from home, the lines between work and life can sometimes be blurred. However, it’s important to ensure that there are always boundaries and balance. Here are sayings from unknown authors about work-life balance.

  1. Don’t spend so much time on daily tasks that you neglect what is important in the big picture.
  2. Work can wait, but life does not wait.
  3. Your kids are only kids once. Make sure you spend time with them.
  4. Just like we need to recharge our computers, sometimes we need to recharge ourselves.
  5. Real happiness comes from both purpose and balance.
  6. Without your health, you can’t accomplish anything, so take care of your health first.
  7. When you feel burned out, stop and take a rest so you don’t fizzle completely.
  8. Resting is nothing to be ashamed of — it’s vital for all of us.
  9. There is room for work as well as family, friends, and happiness in all of our lives.
  10. Savor the sunset. Enjoy the latte. That email can wait till tomorrow.

Quotes about Work Anniversary

Quotes about Work Anniversary

Whether you or one of your coworkers has made it a month, a year, ten years, or more in a job, that is an accomplishment worth noticing and celebrating. Completing any length of time in a job is something to be proud of, and the longer it has been, the bigger the celebration should be.

Here is a list of sayings by unknown authors that you can use to celebrate your coworkers, employees, supervisor, or yourself. You can write them in a congratulatory card, share them on social media, or simply express them in person.

  1. Congratulations on your work anniversary. Your contributions have made a huge difference to the company.
  2. You’re one of my favorite parts about working here, and I hope you continue to be here for many more years.
  3. I can’t believe it’s been ___ years already. Happy work anniversary.
  4. Your years of service to the company are an inspiration to everyone. Well done.
  5. You have been an amazing asset to our company. Thank you for all your hard work.
  6. Time flies when you’re a superstar employee. Congratulations on your work anniversary.
  7. All the best to you on your work anniversary. You should be very proud.
  8. Here’s to all your years of hard work. You’re an amazing team member.
  9. Thank you for being a wonderful friend as well as coworker. You make work more fun.
  10. Wishing you all the best on your work anniversary. Congratulations.

Quotes for Work about Safety

Quotes for Work about Safety

Safety is a serious and important subject that should not be taken lightly. Both physical and emotional safety are of paramount importance to everyone in the workplace.

Below, we have a collection of sayings about safety from unknown authors. When you need ot make a point about the importance of safety at work, use one of these quotes.

  1. Being careful doesn’t cost you anything, but being careless could cost you your life.
  2. If something sounds questionable, it probably is.
  3. Be safe at work today. Your family needs you home tonight.
  4. Lead by example, by practicing safe habits at work.
  5. Safety doesn’t cost a lot of money, but it’s priceless.
  6. It doesn’t matter if a shortcut saves you a minute if it costs your safety.
  7. Better to be careful a thousand times than once dead.
  8. Psychological and physical safety are the foundations of a good workplace.
  9. When we are accepting and kind to others, we create a safe space for them.
  10. Psychological safety is a key to an innovative, collaborative, and healthy workplace.

Tuesday Quotes for Work

Tuesday Quotes for Work

For many people, Tuesday may be an unremarkable day, but it can be a positive and productive day nonetheless. You may still be far from Friday, but view it as a day for progress in your work.

When you’ve gotten past Monday and are searching for a quote, we have you covered with the sayings below from unknown authors.

  1. Getting to Tuesday is OK — it means you survived Monday.
  2. Tuesday is Chooseday: choose to make it a great day.
  3. Taco Tuesday is the best day of the week.
  4. It’s Tuesday, so let’s get two of everything — two donuts, two coffees.
  5. Tuesday is at least better than Monday.
  6. Tuesday is a great day to plant seeds for success to bloom the rest of the week.
  7. It’s Transformation Tuesday: show off to the world about how you have revolutionized yourself.
  8. On Tuesday Shoesday, wear your favorite shoes.
  9. For #GoodNewsTues, share some good news with your coworkers.
  10. It’s #TunesdayTuesday — what music are you listening to today?

Thursday Quotes for Work

Thursday Quotes for Work

Thursday is many people’s second favorite day of work since it’s right before Friday. The biggest work quotes for this day usually pertain to its proximity to the real favorite day of the week.

Here are sayings by unknown authors to help you celebrate being that much closer to the weekend. Share one on your social media page or casually in passing with your coworkers.

  1. Happy Friday Eve.
  2. Just two days left until the weekend — you got this.
  3. Ah, Thursday: Friday’s little brother.
  4. Thursday, also known as Friday Junior.
  5. It’s Thirsty Thursday — let’s go get a drink after work.
  6. Thursday: not quite as good as Friday, but better than Wednesday.
  7. It’s #ThrowbackThursday — share your favorite picture from years ago.
  8. Thank goodness it’s Thursday.
  9. Today is #ThinkPositiveThursday, and luckily it’s easier to think positive when we are this close to the weekend.
  10. This Thursday is Thrifty Thursday since payday isn’t till tomorrow.

Funny Quotes for Work about Leadership

Funny Quotes for Work about Leadership

In this section, you will find funny and sometimes very sarcastic sayings about bosses.

If you have a good relationship with your boss, you may be able to share it with them or coworkers. Otherwise you can just read through our sayings and laugh to yourself.

  1. "Chief, something is missing in the first aid kit." "What then?" – “Straitjackets.”
    (Unknown)
  2. When my boss recently looked for me everywhere and asked where I was, I could only answer: "Good employees are just hard to find."
    (Unknown)
  3. Impress your boss: set your desk on fire and call it Burnout.
    (Unknown)
  4. Our office is a dangerous place. A safe and work-free zone is only the boss’s office.
    (Unknown)
  5. Our boss’s office is a real paradise. You can get kicked out any day.
    (Unknown)
  6. When the boss asks why you’re late for the third time this week, just say: "Because today is Wednesday."
    (Unknown)
  7. "Boss, may I confuse you for a moment?" "Huh?" "Oh, too bad. I’ll be late."
    (Unknown)
  8. Would you like to speak to the boss or someone who really knows their stuff?
    (Unknown)

New Job Quotes for Work Colleagues

New Job Quotes for Work Colleagues

Is your favorite colleague changing jobs and leaving you behind? Feeling sad about it, because you’ve experienced a lot on the job together? Then it makes sense to give them a sweet or funny saying about changing jobs.

In the following list, you will find many sayings to say goodbye to a dear colleague.

  1. Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
    (Confucius, Chinese philosopher, 551 B.C.-479 B.C.)
  2. Go with God, but go, saying goodbye to you hurts us all a lot. But let’s not shed any more tears today, let the champagne flow instead.
    (Unknown)
  3. Today is the day, the working time together is over. No more lunch breaks together and nobody drinks their coffee now.
    (Unknown)
  4. You think saying goodbye is hard for me? Have you ever wondered how you’re going to get along without me?
    (Unknown)
  5. I don’t say goodbye because I want to, I say goodbye because nothing gets me more excited than our next meeting.
    (Unknown)
  6. They say everyone is replaceable. That may be true for pens, but not for humans.
    (Unknown)
  7. Good advice for your new job: if you can’t convince them, confuse them.
    (Unknown)
  8. At some point it is time to say goodbye to face new challenges.
    (Unknown)

Work Quotes to Think about

Work Quotes to Think about

In the next list we have put together sayings for you to think about on the subject of work. They encourage you to look at work from a different perspective.

  1. The trick in this world is finding what you love to do and then finding someone who will pay you to do it.
    (Unknown)
  2. As we look at the work, the work looks at us again.
    (from Germany)
  3. Compared to the ability to organize a single day’s work in a meaningful way, everything else in life is child’s play.
    (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet, 1749-1832)
  4. All knowledge is in vain without work. And all work is meaningless without love.
    (Khalil Gibran, Lebanese-American poet, philosopher and painter, 1883-1931)
  5. There is no substitute for hard work.
    (Thomas A. Edison, American inventor and businessman, 1847-1931)
  6. Do your work as prayer and consecrate all your life force to it.
    (Swami Vivekananda, Indian originator of the Ramakrishna movement, 1863-1902)
  7. It is better to work with a lazy heart than with a stupid brain.
    (from Germany)
  8. If some want to enjoy life without working, others will have to work without enjoying life.
    (Immanuel Kant, German philosopher, 1724-1804)
  9. Work to live; but don’t live to work.
    (from Germany)
  10. You don’t lose work by showing your kid a rainbow. But the rainbow doesn’t wait until you’re done with work.
    (Unknown)
  11. Follow the work and don’t let it follow you.
    (from Japan)
  12. An hour of concentrated work does more to fuel your zest for life, overcome your gloom, and get your ship afloat again than a month of dull brooding.
    (Benjamin Franklin, American politician, 1706-1790)
  13. All monks face this choice: either disbelief makes their profession hateful, or stupidity makes it bearable.
    (Voltaire, French writer, 1694-1778)
  14. In the long run, work is either fun or boring.
    (Unknown)
  15. Work that gives pleasure is already halfway done.
    (from France)
  16. Work and pleasure should be close together.
    (from Germany)
  17. When we are young we work like slaves to provide ourselves with something on which to live comfortably when we are old. And when we’re old, we realize it’s too late to live like this.
    (Alexander Pope, English poet, 1688-1744)
  18. Peace only resides in work and rest resides in toil.
    (Theodor Fontane, German writer, 1819-1898)
  19. Unpaid work is half mockery.
    (from Germany)

Work Quotes for a New Job

Work Quotes for a New Job

Starting a new job is not always easy: a new working environment, new colleagues and lots of feedback and things to learn. All in all, it’s a big change that can cost you a lot of strength.

We have put together sayings that you can reflect on when changing jobs and in the new job. After all, a funny saying can make the first day of work much more pleasant.

  1. We cannot change the wind, but we can set the sails differently.
    (Aristotle, Greek philosopher, 384-322 B.C.)
  2. Change is necessary, like the renewal of leaves in spring.
    (Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter and graphic artist, 1853-1890)
  3. Those who want to be happy all the time, must change frequently.
    (Confucius, Chinese philosopher, 551 B.C.-479 B.C.)
  4. I don’t know if it will get better if it changes. But it has to be different if it’s going to get better.
    (Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, German naturalist, 1742-1799)
  5. We must be willing to detach from the life we have planned in order to find the life that is waiting for us.
    (Oscar Wilde, Irish poet, 1854-1900)
  6. There is strength in new beginnings.
    (Unknown)

Cheeky and Sarcastic Quotes for Daily Work

Cheeky and Sarcastic Quotes for Daily Work

The following funny sayings are on the subject of working with sarcasm. For example, use them to put a smile on your colleagues’ faces after you’ve wished them “good morning” or “have a nice weekend.”

Often, however, the funny, sarcastic sayings convey a negative attitude towards work and tend to motivate people not to work. That’s why you shouldn’t use them too often and preferably not in the presence of your boss.

  1. That moment at work when you think alpaca herding in Peru would have been a better career choice.
    (Unknown)
  2. Drink coffee for 8 more hours and look like you’re working. Then it’s the weekend.
    (Unknown)
  3. I just woke up in a panic because I thought I was late for work. Good thing I’m already at work.
    (Unknown)
  4. Work is something unnatural. Laziness alone is divine.
    (Anatole France, French storyteller and critic, 1844-1924)
  5. At the moment I see my salary more as compensation for pain and suffering.
    (Unknown)
  6. What you can do today, always put off until tomorrow.
    (Unknown)
  7. You don’t have to be crazy to work here. But it helps.
    (Unknown)
  8. Work is valuable, so we should always save something for tomorrow.
    (Unknown)
  9. "It’s funny, mom, all fairy tales start with: once upon a time," says the little daughter. "Not all, my child, later they start with: I’ve been held up in the office."
    (Unknown)

Funny Quotes for Stressful Work Situations

Funny Quotes for Stressful Work Situations

Unfortunately, we rarely get around stress at work. Why not take a stressful situation at work with humor and defuse it with a funny saying? These five sayings can help you breathe easy in stressful situations.

  1. The best cure for stress is laughter.
    (Unknown)
  2. I have whiplash from shaking my head for 8 hours at work.
    (Unknown)
  3. Stress: anything that isn’t a coffee break.
    (Unknown)
  4. There’s something about stress: it makes you feel needed.
    (Unknown)
  5. Stress occurs when the brain tells the foot not to kick someone’s butt who deserves it.
    (Unknown)

Funny Work Quotes about Vacation

Funny Work Quotes about Vacation

The best thing about work is…? That’s right, time off. If you agree, you will definitely like the funny sayings in the next list. For example, you can write one of these funny quotes as your WhatsApp status instead of a blunt "Hooray, finally vacation" when you’re on vacation.

  1. Over the years you learn where your strengths lie at work. Mine are holidays and weekends.
    (Unknown)
  2. I was so upset this morning that I went on vacation instead of going to work. Oops.
    (Unknown)
  3. Better to swim in the sea than swim at work.
    (Unknown)
  4. Professionally, I’m more geared towards vacations.
    (Unknown)
  5. I don’t need that much vacation. It would be enough for me to retire.
    (Unknown)

Cheeky Closing Time Quotes

Cheeky Closing Time Quotes

If you are looking for a cheeky and funny saying to sweeten your evening, you will find it in this chapter.

  1. Closing time is the most beautiful time of the year.
    (Unknown)
  2. The morning makes the day…but the end of the day makes it beautiful.
    (Unknown)
  3. "What is your goal?" – "End of work" – "I mean in the long term?" – "Oh… the weekend"
    (Unknown)
  4. I hate it when my boss comes in with work eight hours before closing time.
    (Unknown)
  5. The end of the day is sacred to me, which is why I’m in such a hurry.
    (Unknown)

Funny and Short Monday Quotes for Work

Funny and Short Monday Quotes for Work

We have collected the funniest sayings about every employee’s (least) favorite day. Let our sarcastic and sometimes ironic sayings sweeten the start of your week and conjure away Monday tiredness.

  1. Monday morning — and still so much week left.
    (Unknown)
  2. Dear Monday, be free and drop by again quickly.
    (Unknown)
  3. Is it Monday again? Wasn’t that just yesterday?
    (Unknown)
  4. The new season is available. The Walking Dead: Monday Mornings.
    (Unknown)
  5. Plan for Monday? Waiting for Friday.
    (Unknown)
  6. The night was short, the moon was great, Monday again, oh how great.
    (Unknown)
  7. Do you know the feeling of getting out of bed on Mondays full of energy and in a good mood? No? Me either.
    (Unknown)
  8. Do you spell "Monday" with one middle finger or two?
    (Unknown)
  9. Way too early. Too cold. Much too Monday.
    (Unknown)

Funny Quotes about Home Office

Funny Quotes about Home Office

Working from home can be a change from the monotonous everyday office life, but unfortunately, it can still be boring at times. So that you don’t fall asleep in your home office, we have funny sayings for you.

  1. My home office is really cool. Only the cafe here really sucks.
    (Unknown)
  2. If you only change 8 letters in "Home Office," it says "Gin Tonic."
    (Unknown)
  3. When working from home, you often don’t speak to anyone else for days. But of course, it also has negative sides.
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  4. Another four-letter word for home office? Sofa.
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Sarcastic Quotes for Work Colleagues

Sarcastic Quotes for Work Colleagues

Here you will find funny sayings about colleagues and teamwork.

  1. Some colleagues leave a void that completely replaces them.
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  2. Colleague _______ gets up on the wrong foot every day.
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  3. Smile, you can’t kill them all.
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  4. Anyone who thinks that a department head can lead a department also thinks that a brimstone butterfly folds lemons.
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  5. Colleague _______ has no idea, but lots of them.
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  6. Colleague _______ needs manual control.
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  7. "Has anyone ever told you how organized you are?" "No, never." "I would have been surprised too."
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  8. "I like the colleague like on the first day." "I thought you didn’t like them?" "That’s what I’m saying."
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  9. Have you ever listened to your colleague and thought: who ties your shoes in the morning.
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Funny Mug Quotes for Work

Here you will find short and funny office sayings that look particularly good on mugs. You can not only decorate your own coffee cup with them, but also give a colleague a cup with one as a farewell gift.

  1. What you don’t have in your head, you have to have in your computer.
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  2. Brain could not connect to work. Please check motivation.
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  3. Sit down at work, then it won’t get to be too much for you.
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  4. I work hard so my cat can enjoy her life of luxury.
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  5. The will was there. I just sent him away.
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  6. I got that, I just don’t care.
    (Unknown)
  7. Alexa, go to work for me.
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